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Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...
Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.
by zunit469 February 20, 2015
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Dumbfuck alert

Oh guys, dumbfuck alert, small dick is finally here.
by onehundred445 January 27, 2019
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hog alert

when you see a big ol hog and let the world know
Chad- yo check out Joes big ol hog
JT- Hog Alert!!!!
by masterdink March 14, 2022
mugGet the hog alertmug.

Amber Alert!

Term used to alert others to the presence of an attractive underage girl. Term is based loosely on the alert that goes out when a child goes missing or has been abducted.
by Tisfortodd February 19, 2008
mugGet the Amber Alert!mug.

RIP Alert

An email update to members of the Rest in Peace Society that someone with a household name has died.
Holy crap, I need to make an RIP Alert, Paul Newman died!
by Jackel in brawley December 9, 2008
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Ego Alert

A Google Alert (automated Google Search) set up for your own name or pseudonym, with the intention of keeping abreast of references of yourself on the internet.
My Ego Alert is all but useless - if only my parents hadn't named me Charlie Sheen. None of the hits it notifies me of are ever about my blog - they're all about the actor!
by rossruns February 20, 2011
mugGet the Ego Alertmug.

hipster alert

Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.
"There's something deeply noble about growing your own vegetables."

"Hipster alert!"
by parallel_master June 13, 2018
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