egg wrap

1. A deathly sulphorous fart.

*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.

aw man, egg wrap right there.
who wrapped the egg?
that is a fuckin egg wrap.

by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 12, 2006

Straddle Wrapping

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.

Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.

by Izaacus July 5, 2018

spotify wrapped

a list of top songs and artists virgins like to post
to their social media to think they are cool, but secretly they lack attention and keep dead bodies in their basement.

yo cuz, u check yo spotify wrapped yet? nah man, I am busy fucking yo mom

by CB#5 December 1, 2021

Wrap it in Bacon

Verb Phrase.

The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.

"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."

by el_chacal September 27, 2011

wrap it before you tap it

Put on a condom before you bang a chick, or a dude.

Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.

by qw3r1y August 21, 2022

gonorrhea wrap

a sandwich found in a vending machine

Trapped for days in the psychology building, Matt chose starvation over the gonorrhea wrap.

Unable to find a rock, David slew Goliath with a projectile gonorrhea wrap.

by Klug September 13, 2008

shrink wrapping

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.

it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..

by the noodle'er December 17, 2008