Working From Home

Appearing to work from home whilst actually drinking beer in the shower

Not Dan - "I'm just working from home today boss"
Dan's Boss - "No worries mate"
Not Dan - *Stands butt naked in shower drinking beer from the bottle*

by Not Dan Lane July 26, 2015

working the corner

When you get picked up for some action and get paid.

Kalika likes working the corner to get into college.

by cuddler855 December 15, 2015

Sleep Working

When you go to work Very tired but know the in's and out's of your job so well that you can practically do it in your sleep; therefore requiring little or no thought proccess. You are just kind of in a robot mode; able to perform the neccessary tasks required of you regardless of your current sleep deprivation.

Tired Robot mode Sleep deprivation Job Requirements...."How are you this morning Joey?...I didn't get much sleep last night so I'll be Sleep Working today but don't worry; I can do this job with out even having to think about it!"

by 1KoolNana! June 16, 2010

Work in Progress

A state of being where your mental health isn't the best and you always self-improve, often to varying degrees. It is perfectly normal as nobody is truly perfect.

Employer: Why have you had ten jobs in a single year?

Mary: Sorry, I am a work in progress.

by Abba Palindrome January 26, 2020

wirkin n jirkin

"wirkin n jirkin" when a wanker's had a dull day doing nothing but goin to work and going home.
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j

-u look tired wahcha bin upto?
-o nuthin' just wirkin n jirkin.

by nigel the fairy March 7, 2005

working for the Mouse

working at Walt Disney World or Walt Disney Land.

Hey man, I can get into Disney World for free now that I am working for the Mouse!

by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006

Woking

An infamous large town in south east england famed for its chavs and possibly the greatest non-league football team in europe. In reality its quite cool and pretty chavless on the east side, but beware for there are many a chav on the west.

dude 1: "dude where are we?"
dude 2: "woking"
dude 1: "cool"

by jewishgoddess October 29, 2004