Jordan Witzigreuter

The front-man for the band The Ready Set, also an extremely nice person. He creates all the music on his CD's including "I'm Alive, I'm Dreaming" featuring "Love Like Woe." On top of all that he also is very good looking.

Girl: Whoa! Jordan Witzigreuter is hot!
Other girl: Yeah! Too bad he's married to Morgan Nurmi!

by TheReadySetFan January 10, 2011

Wizard Cleave

A 3v3 composition including two caster dps and one healer. Usually Warlock/Mage/Druid or Warlock/Mage/Shaman

That Wizard Cleave totally fucked us with all of their tab CC and skillfully placed burst dps.

by Digitalsss July 8, 2009

bowl wizard

One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.

see also spliff wizard

Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?

Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

shadow wizard money gang

a notorious online community who are active in Hogwarts: Legacy
thier iconic line or motto is "we love casting spells"

"Bro, I just joined shadow wizard money gang and shit man!"
"My Nigga!"

by Big Slappy February 19, 2023

wizard punch

This is where you fart into your open and and shut it like a fist. You then punch someone opening your hand right before their face. Thus wizard punching them.

He wizard punched her in the face causing her to gag.

by Ravonus September 19, 2013

Ping Pong Wizard

Noun. A douchbag who is a good ping pong player and is not limited to: wearing a robe/cape/cloak, screaming profusely after winning a point, throwing his paddle/"wand", and repeating in the most incredibly piss off voice. PING PONG WIZARD.

The ping pong wizard is a chump.

by NO MATCH September 15, 2010

grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.

“My friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consent”

by The Captain Jack March 17, 2022