witchesmustburn

witchesmustburn is an exclusive invite only groupchat on instagram where the members discuss how to overtake the government and also occasionally rant about their problems. It is chaotic and the language used, at times can be pretty vulgar but its okay. Being in witchesmustburn is an honor and it is reported to be the best group chat on the east coast.

I wonder what the members of witchesmustburn talk about in the witchesmustburn groupchat, they are so cool!!!

by Nazyalensky October 7, 2021

Witches

They were burning them a few hundred years ago, but when was the last time you heard about one being burned as a form of public execution in your local news?

The weird bubbly cultish girl had nothing else but desperately wanted to start an argument, so she resorted to bringing up examples of witches that were persecuted, deemed inferior, or otherwise treated unfairly by males of their day that she read about in a book though she had no thoughts of her own on the matter or personal experience that wasn't manufactured by her mind with being treated unfairly by society. She was a JAP, (non-Jewish) a Jewish Amercian Princess , a spoiled rotten individual.

by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021

Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Witches brew

Chocolate oatmeal

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night

by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022

Witches Dip

Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!

In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip

by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022

Witching Hour

A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.

"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.

by Jacked_Samson_from_The_Bible June 2, 2022

Witches ass

Something being good

Maybe you go to urban dictionary aka the witches tit site

Nah man that sites worse than a witches tit

Nah it's a Witches ass

by Peeguzzlingwhore November 14, 2022