residual wipings

The remains that are invariably left on and around one's ass after wiping, often presenting itself in the form of dingleberries. Residual wipings are the primary cause of skid marks.

You can wipe and wipe and wipe, but you're never truly free of residual wipings until you shower.

by bepbopborp July 29, 2009

ass-wiping instructions

patronizing and/or obvious instructions

Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."

Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"

Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."

by Humble Worker March 10, 2011

louis willingham

someone with abnormally large big black dick and the cant help swooning over.

i had sex with a guy name louis willingham last night, his dick was the size of shaquille o'neal foot, he was was good in the bed last night

by jordan g. 5674 April 21, 2017

BROalition of the Willing

A "go-to" group of your friends who are your backup in any situation; a fight, bar hopping, party crashing, studying..etc.
Like minded individuals with initiative and sharing a common goal.

Guy 1:"We're going out to the bars tonight!"
Guy 2:"Who is going with you?"
Guy 1: "I have been hitting up my boys all day and I have assembled a BROalition of the Willing to join me on this alte night excursion".

by FlexIconic December 22, 2009

Willington

Ditherer. Obsessive credit editer.

Are you still editing those credits? you've pulled a Willington.

by Jeff Minge May 12, 2004

Willington

A Form of hand disease causing old age in hands.

You're 21 and you have crinkled hands, That's Willington hand you have.

by Magnum P.I. October 13, 2004

willingworth

Noun. A person who is likely to attract the attention of the gay community due to his dress sense or the fact that he is wearing a hat in the shape of a red rooster. This person is insecure about their sexuality and so frequently feels the urge to do something about it by beating up his little brother in front of his friends. NB if the full term 'William Illingworth' is used, it indicates that this person has a website dedicated to them on the internet.

Wow, that kid looks so willingworth tonight!
Oi! Have you got a phone?

by TJP May 2, 2005