weiner bandit

a gas station employee, usully with the nickname Flea, who swipes the spoiled hot dogs from the grill for his own pleasure

"Can you believe Flea made off with all those hot dogs. He is such a weiner bandit!"

by amandas toy October 26, 2011

Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011

weiner lump

The obvious lump exhibited by a man who wears tight or thin pants with no underwear.

"Man...that dirt hippie is wearing camping pants with no underwear. Would you look at that weiner lump? It is a like a leather sack full of nickels."

by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

Weiderschlagen

General awesomeness; a great feat, typically of strength; akin to "wow" or "hot damn!" Coined by German powerlifter Andy Elvis Dörner and popularized in the United States by International Powerlifting Hall of Famer Brad Gillingham.

Did you see Brad's deadlift? Weiderschlagen!

by ArcticPL April 12, 2014

weiner booping

The action of two penis's touching each other, usually on the heads, in a sexual or non sexual way.

Me and Jim did some weiner booping yesterday, it wasn't gay though.

by Fachumean April 20, 2015

weiner dance

A male who stands in front of someone or something and shakes his weiner around without using his hands

Todd did the weiner dance for Jen.

by Warrior1023 August 20, 2017

weinerballs

when its ur penis and also dicke and balls

oof my weinerballs

by raginghomeofsexual January 31, 2018