i want to get fucked by jekabs.

it’s a latvian saying when you feel extra horny and you really want to fuck.

Katrina : Shit I want to get fucked by jekabs.
Samantha : OMG me too!

by katrinasex February 13, 2019

i want to eat

when do you not? fat ass.....

SHAQWEWEAMANDRESS: i want to eat
NEYNAYMOFANDREAAZBECK: when do you not? fat ass.....

by BigBurrr April 27, 2021

I Don't Want to Clean

The reason I am on urban dictionary.

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*

by i<3Kopitar December 31, 2011

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

by Ashidan April 10, 2013

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.

Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by Carolwashy July 11, 2004

i want to go home

i want to go home

i want to go home

by BlueStripes March 19, 2019

You want to jump in my mouth

When someone tries to finish or repeat what Ms. Cole says and fails

Ms. Cole: you have to tilt the dustpan
Kid: tilt!!
Ms. Cole: YOU WANT TO JUMP IN MY MOUTH!!?!?

by Hayleeeeeeeee October 14, 2011