Wampire

A cross between an Umpire and a Vampire. They pose little threat to the human race as their only power is calling a baseball game down the middle and they are only able to come out at night.

-Holy shit! Is that a Vampire?

--No dude! I think it's an umpire!

---You guys are dumbasses. It's nothing but a harmless wampire.

by Nacho Supreme September 28, 2008

wamphe

wamphe- the noise your buttcheeks make when a steamy wet fart slips out.

Damn, Steve that was one loud, wet wamphe

by Postal13 November 15, 2005

Wamping

Manual sexual stimulation of vagrants and hobos.

Tramp wanking

Alex awoke with a dry mouth and pounding head, he'd been at the cooking brandy again but even worse was the familiar crust on his right index finger and thumb... He'd been down to the underpass again...

'Gosh, better get a shower quick, if Sue finds out I've been wamping again she'll be apoplectic'

by benRAJ November 25, 2009

The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks

That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.

by Miria May 12, 2014

wampus kitty

very obese big ass woman

I fucked that wampus kitty last nite.

by sassymchateful August 4, 2007

wampire

A mythical creature related to vampires in name only, wampires are born of tragedy and cry tears of blood as they prepare to feed on human flesh. Some can take on human form and a select few can turn into other earthly creatures as well, their favorite form being that of the spider.

Abby: That spider looks weird. Are those drops of blood on its face?

Jim: That's no spider; that's a wampire. Run!

by nicorette_m2f July 7, 2008

wampa

Wampa - V
- A man that is one with the ladies.
- One who posses's extreme abilities in the "sack"

Like this man here with his chick magnet net handle
Wampa One
- Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

by Elf Blond October 25, 2006