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Global Warming

The rise in temperature that is probably gonna kill us all
Global warming Heat Heat Baby Earth is fucked up
by GirlWithABroom September 3, 2019
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warming the oven

The act of giving a woman oral sex to get her horny for sex. Doubles as a means of lubricating the vagina before insertion of the cock.
"Dude, did you have sex with Alyssa last night?"
"Ya, but she was so annoying and dry I had to start warming the oven first".
by Sargeant. Grumbles August 19, 2009
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Waxing gibbous

The name used to call a certain Finley courtier when he gets loud. Can be used in conjunction with ‘your fat’ or ‘fucking whale’ for maximum effect.
Beck: hey fin wattup u waxing gibbous

Fin: hey that’s so mean I only gained 25kg over lockdown what the hell man
by wittybanter1239 September 21, 2020
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waking nightmare

Similar to sleep paralysis. One is woken from sleep unable to move, with an overwhelming sense of fear and dread, resulting from hallucinations and paranoia.
Suffering from waking nightmares I often see creatures lurking in the night.
by Counting Silence June 1, 2016
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Fauxble Warming

The mistaken belief that scientists have "proven" that the current warming trend of the global average temperature has anything to do with human activity.

A strange, almost religious-like zealotry has permeated believers of this propaganda, to the level where scientists who dare to conjecture that maybe we can't yet prove that man is causing global warming are fired, forced to step down, denounced as "oil company shills" etc.

Believers also are known for being high outputters of eco-shame. They will slash the tires of your SUV while drinking the sweat off a poor man's back.
Fauxble Warming:

Bob: You know, I read somewhere that polar bears can swim quite well, a trait they evolved thousands of years ago when it was much warmer than today.

Joe: Whatever man, I'm signing this petition to stop Africa from using coal so they don't ruin the world man.
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX May 16, 2007
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WAXing

The act of taking weed, alcohol, and Xanax together in order to have a ridiculous night. WAX = weed, alcohol, xanax
Person 1: You crossfaded?
Person 2: Nah, I'm WAXing.
by XRated November 16, 2014
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waning

The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself
e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning
by chaotica July 24, 2008
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