Walmart pussy

A slutty girl or woman that, much like the store, is known primarily for being cheap and available 24 hours a day, not for the quality of her merchandise. If you're foolish enough to do her, use at least one condom; you don't know where she's been.

Yeah, she's Walmart pussy, but don't you worry about crabs?

by UrbanDic November 23, 2006

Walmart Wolverine

A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Michigan shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! GO BLUE!!!"
"Who's that?"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Wolverine"

by ChadHennesTailBone September 27, 2005

Walmart and Six Flags

Partners in the world of great rejoicing for a specific ethnicity.

There are two places black people like to go and that's Walmart and Six Flags.

by revox360 January 14, 2008

Walmart

A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.

"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"

"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

walmart

who to blame when your job has been sent to Asia

I had a good paying job until walmart opened

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

Nigga Waldo

Nigga Waldo, is the most powerful, sexiest, nigga of this universe in fact he created this universe, he is also known as Big Nigga most people practice his religion

Joe:"What's your religion?"
Jake:"Nigga Waldo."
Joe:"That sounds dumb."
(Joe Was Banned From UNIVERSE)

by Nigga Waldo Prayer December 12, 2019

Walmart pussy

An easily attainable girl that has slept with several of you friends.
Known for its convienence.

Dood, should I do her
Hell yeah, thats Walmart Pussy

by bob stinky July 16, 2008