Windy Wake-up Call 

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

Windy Wake-up Call by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

CHRISSY WAKE UP 

I DONT LIKE THIS

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP

CHRISSY WAKE UP by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022

waikiki wake-up call 

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once

waikiki wake-up call someone.

waikiki wake-up call by Turd mongler September 5, 2016

sanchez wake up call 

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

sanchez wake up call by Dos Bros May 8, 2017

Wisconsin Wake up 

To wake up your partner with a blowjob.

Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night

Wisconsin Wake up by Dank_Harry May 26, 2018

Macedonia wake up call 

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

Macedonia wake up call by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

Southern Wake Up 

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

Southern Wake Up by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020