Courtesy Wipe

When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job

Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe

by Cheech Modene October 12, 2021

Pre-wipe

Using a moist baby wipe to swab the anus before taking a poop. A pre-wipe is primarily used to lubricate the anus for a more efficient and cleaner poop. The wipe can also be dropped into the toilet bowl after the swab to reduce back splash from the turds dropping into the bowl.

"Hey I'll be back in 20 minutes, I need to go clear this Indian food outta me." "Sounds good babe, don't forget to pre-wipe before letting it loose. You don't wanna have to shower again before we go out tonight." "Thanks for the reminder! Clean as a whistle!"

by ratpact4life October 1, 2018

One Wipe Wonder

A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once

Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder

by MER8490 August 11, 2008

Hotel Wipe

When you use a hotel washcloth to wipe your ass.

Keith said he's never felt cleaner than after a good hotel wipe.

by Itsnotnutella December 5, 2014

vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

by DaveHill February 13, 2008

i wipe my hands over you

To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.

“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”

by retsofeerb February 24, 2018

Re-wipe

A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as clean as you should be from an earlier deuce.
Most times proves to be unnecessary and performed more for peace of mind.

1st dude: Hey, how about a courtesy flush in there?
2nd dude: Don't worry man, just doing a re-wipe.

by brion1111 August 9, 2012