Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.
"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"
"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"
"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 27, 2012
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Get the blue veined clarinet mug.the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.
Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'
Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.
Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'
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Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.
by Macbeezy April 26, 2011
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