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vegetarian 

someone who doesn't eat meat products, either including or not including eggs and dairy products. Also, the sexiest people on the planet.
I may be vegetarian, but I still enjoy some pleasures of the flesh
vegetarian by reach28 December 1, 2006

vegetarian 

a person who doesn't eat meat and, contrary to popular belief, is not always gay, because afterall gay people like meat (up the ass... but still)
Mark: Want some steak?
Jake: I'm a vegetarian.
Mark: Are you gay!?
Jake: No you asshole.

Vagetarian 

A person who prefers eating out vaginas.
Dude1:Hey you gonna have that cock meat sandwich?
Dude2: Naw i'm strictly a vagetarian!!
Vagetarian by JAY-ZEUS July 4, 2008

Militant Vegetarian 

A vegetarian, who is not content with others eating meat around him/her. May try to influence there 'traditional' ways with photos of mutilated animals and moan when his/her things are used in conjunction with meat products.
1) "Goddammit, that Katherine is a militant vegetarian"

2) Militant vegetarians should be burned at the stake, over a pile of foot and mouth infested cattle

Vagitarian 

Slang term for a lesbian, referring to a womans penchant for performing cunnilingus
KD Lang is a Vagitarian
Vagitarian by XC-Q August 1, 2008

vegetarian chips 

Raw potatoes, or even better, other root vegetables sliced thin and crunchy.

Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.
Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!
vegetarian chips by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011