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Jesus vs Muhammad

Jesus vs Muhammad

Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.

Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.

Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.

Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.

Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.

Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.

Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.

If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?

Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
by The Moody Poet February 16, 2009
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airsoft vs paintball

A never ending debate/fight both on the internet and in real life between 2 sports: airsoft and paintball

Even thought there hasn't been any known physical fights between airsofters and paintballers the two sides are very hostile and hate each other

Paintballers say airsoft isn't even a sport because it isn't even competitive and that airsoft guns are too weak to make a bruise unlike paintball guns

Airsofters say that paintball guns don't even look real and look just like fake toys and that airsoft ammo is way cheaper and airsoft guns don't need gay C02 cartridges to work.
Airsofter: Gayball ammo is so stupid that you can't even get 300 gayballs for 5 bucks

Paintballer: Oh yea? Gaysoft guns are so weak that their bbs can't even fly 5 feet

Airsofter: Sure they can't, let me shoot you with my airsoft sniper from 5 feet and see how how deep the bb goes into your skin

Neutral Person: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!????
THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T GAVE A FUCK ABOUT AIRSOFT VS PAINTBALL!!!!!
by Evike August 4, 2011
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Gender VS Sex

Sex refers to a set of biological attributes in humans and animals. It is primarily associated with physical and physiological features including chromosomes, gene expression, hormone levels and function, and reproductive/sexual anatomy. Sex is usually categorized as female or male but there is variation in the biological attributes that comprise sex and how those attributes are expressed.
Gender refers to the socially constructed roles, behaviours, expressions and identities of girls, women, boys, men, and gender diverse people. It influences how people perceive themselves and each other, how they act and interact, and the distribution of power and resources in society. Gender identity is not confined to a binary (girl/woman, boy/man) nor is it static; it exists along a continuum and can change over time. There is considerable diversity in how individuals and groups understand, experience and express gender through the roles they take on, the expectations placed on them, relations with others and the complex ways that gender is institutionalized in society.
Gender: LGBTQIA+
Sex: Male/Female (includes intersex)
Gender VS Sex = LGBTQIA+ VS Male/Female + Intersex (physical and unchangable without surgury)
by Jam141 December 1, 2022
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bubble vs boohbah

A shitty GoAnimated series about stock photos of balls killing tentacle monsters.
Your Vine is almost as fucking shitty as Bubble vs Boohbah.
by Eric Cartman's father March 24, 2017
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minecraft vs roblox

its basically videos about the mental thinking minecraft and roblox are comparable
in crappy minecraft vs roblox videos comments
kid1:MINECRAFT IS BETER
kid2:ROBLOX IS BETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTER
its just nonstop kids arguing about virtual games
by xX_coolmandude_XX9999 December 1, 2018
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xbox vs playstation

Xbox and Playstation two consoles, they met at a bar, had alot of common likes, and then Xbox realized Playstation was a homo.
Xbox vs Playstation
Xbox-Oh, Hey PSN hows the wife and kids?
Playstation-What?? Wife?? I'm married too Bill and we have an adopted korean.
by wolfzo May 23, 2022
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Saitama vs Goku

A pointless debate that ruined both anime's and puts people a part
by DarkPhantomTrooperYT October 15, 2022
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