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Suburban Viking

A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!
by the ex-Suburban Viking September 1, 2004
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vikings axe

When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.
Why is Vivi's face all sticky?
Oh I gave her a look at my Vikings axe
by KosherBob January 6, 2021
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Techno Viking

The Techno Viking is a German Techno enthusiast whom makes it his job to defend blue-haired chicks and uphold the balance of bad-assery whereever he goes. With his mighty finger, he will point and strike fear into the hearts of tools who try to run into (copping a feel, maybe?) blue-haired chicks. He will then dance the night away... hell, he's so badass, he drinks from upside-down water bottles!

He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.

See also: Man-Crush
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Andrew Dice Clay is to not being funny.... aka, Techno Viking is pretty fucking badass!

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
by TedStix June 29, 2010
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red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?
1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough
by eciffoeht December 5, 2012
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vibin'

The general state of enjoying or feeling good about a situation, person, place, or thing. The euphoric buzz you have at that time about something. Can be used to describe interest in a member of the opposite sex and like wise how they are feeling towards you. It can also be used to decribe various levels of intoxication/pleasure from drinking/sex.
"I'm really vibin' that girl in the black dress."

"Hey Jon, you vibin'?"

"I am vibin' from those drinks."
by Halfway Boys May 24, 2007
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straight vibin

When someone is just feeling the music, allowing themselves to immerse themselves- your heartbeat syncing with the beat. Dancing, having a good time, acting the maggot , just vibin .
Person 1: *dancing with reckless abandon to an absolute bop*
Person 2: "What're they doing?"
Person 3: "They're just straight vibin, dude!"

Person 1: *bopping their head to music in the back seat*
Person 2: "You okay?"
Person 3: "I'm just straight vibin!"
by eattrashbefree November 27, 2019
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Vibin

Just connecting with your surroundings - either it be music, reading, watching tv. - your vibin
I'm vibin to this book right now.

I'm vibin -

Vibin to the music.
by ashleysade' August 1, 2010
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