Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by BigWhomas September 29, 2018

blown lower unit

when a woman has a droopy vagina

her twat looks like a blown lower unit

by thebigred1 June 23, 2013

spousal unit

Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)

My spousal unit is really annoying today.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 8, 2009

Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.

Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*

by Yobbbh August 23, 2018

Saville Unit

A standard north american unit of measurment equal to 587 pounds. Used to measure large objects.

A 2010 Chevy Suburban weighs 10.73 saville units.

by Mr. The Horse April 3, 2011

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”

by Cateye5 October 28, 2019

Lag Unit

1.When someone is taking a long time

2.Another word for Lagging

3.Someone from a group who is running late.

4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.

1st Example

Person #1 - Where's John?

Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now

2nd Example

(John finally shows up)

Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!

(John feels bad)

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011