uber umbrella

When you hop in an Uber just because it's raining.

Rob: Should we take the bus down there?

Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.

by Yamyogurt February 7, 2018

backwards umbrella

Where the doctor inserts an umbrella down the uthera then scraps out any sexually transmitted diseases from having sex with dirtys

I had to goto the doctor after banging a filthy to get a backwards umbrella to get rid of sti

by Big hairy gash March 3, 2018

Dirty umbrella

This is when you pull your hand away from fingering your lady and you caress and cover her forehead and hair with said juice covered hand.

Hey, you know Dave?

-yea.

He gave me the dirty umbrella last night.

-so, he basically wiped his hand off on your hair

Yup, pretty much.

by ThorMacleod March 20, 2021

you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

Umbrolly

A conjunction of Umbrella and Brolly. It is an object one uses outside in the rain/wet weather in order to try avoid getting wet.

Rain is forecast, best not forget me umbrolly!

by leonardessex February 21, 2012

Devil's Umbrella

foreskin

Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"

by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010

umbrella

A word owned by thomas stanley holland. Y'all have to watch his performance at the lipsync battle. I'm proud of my man.

I love Thomas Stanley Holland's umbrella and he could stab me with it.

by tomspotato June 8, 2020