Ultimate Plunger

When the girl rides you while you take a crap. When you want to release your bowls and get off with your partner at the same time.

"I did the ultimate plunger with my girl the other day."

by Craptasktic December 5, 2011

Ultimate Roadhead

Getting a blowjob while the girl is driving. Setting the cruise control and you hold the wheel while she sucks it.

Kylie gave John Ultimate Roadhead on I-76 on the way to the 76ers game!

by Jollymando October 16, 2021

the ultimate gay

This word is for the fuck boys and the people who make Tik Tok videos. It is the biggest gay of all gay. So gay a gay person would say no to them.

Wow, Chad is the ultimate gay.

by CroutonSalad November 17, 2018

The Ultimate Yolo

Suicide

Danny commited the ultimate YOLO by jumping off a bridge

by JannieBelle May 30, 2014

Ultimate Suckage

Something which ultimately sucks

The ribs at that rib joint are ultimate suckage.

by droolzzz June 29, 2011

ultimate legend

shitter, low skilled, suffers from a case of bloated ego

"Um, can y'all stop sucking so much? I'll have you know I'm an Ultimate Legend!"

by Urtimato Regendo March 30, 2023

Ultimate Jizzbee

A supreme mind-blowing epic male orgasm where the male quivers, his eyes roll to the back of his head in pure heart-pounding, compounding pleasure, he partially loses control of his entire body, one of his eyes squints with partial nerve damage as he momentarily loses sight, and then he instantly and fiercely erupts like a hyper-pressurized 500 PSI geyser or fire hydrant, and then finally drops motionless in utter shock and disbelief of his mind-boggling experience.

Big Brother:
Having a woman in your life is so much more than touting arm candy 🍬 and regularly enjoying 20 seconds of Ultimate Jizzbee. 100 times out of 100 she's still an imperfect mortal human and will eventually do things that irritate you.

by Lil Sean March 27, 2023