Turd-dick

1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand

1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick

by StarMan420 December 18, 2010

tridickta

When 3 penis meet at equal corresponding angles to become the ultimate source of gay power.

One time on a camping trip Schuman experienced a tridickta.

by donnison27 May 11, 2016

Turd Circle

A way to empty your RV sewer tank

Gary was doing turd circles to empty out his camper septic tank at the local high school parking lot.

by RVlife May 15, 2018

turd connoisseur

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.

A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

pebble turd

A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.

I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

Terror Turd

A turd that just will not flush due to its sheer size. Usually left for others to find. A real terror that usually can only be sorted with the help of the bog brush.

"Blimey, did you see that Terror Turd in trap 3, Barry?"
"I flushed three times and it didn't shift"

by Lizardo55 August 11, 2014

Anger Turd

The feces that one leaves for another person to find out of spite.

Amber Heard left an anger turd on Johnny's side of the bed.

by Anya Christina Harris April 30, 2022