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Trump hands

Having a small penis. Based on the relationship to the size of one's hands
Poor guy has Trump hands; If he weren't so rich he'd never get laid.
by fffrick August 1, 2016
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trumphurt

When Trump or one of his supporters gets his feelings hurt, is offended, or gets all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid, or not even mean-spirited -- and goes to Twitter to complain about it. syn. butthurt.
President Elect Trump got all trumphurt when the Hamilton cast asked the VP to represent all Americans, after the show. Sad!
by theunrealdonald November 19, 2016
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Trump Fingers

Someone who sees themself as a Twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. See: "Twitter Fingers"
Kyle: Thank god Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers. I mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?

Becket: Yeah, although its too bad Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers I was hoping he would get us into a war with Russia or just do something bat-shit crazy 😥

Kyle: Don't worry, with Trump as President, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃
by BasketFullOfKittens January 25, 2017
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Tribulation Trump

In Christian eschatology, the great tribulation is a period mentioned by Jesus as a sign that would occur in the time of the end.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for President Donald Trump.

Manning initially supported Trump - even meeting with him at Trump Tower and declaring that “Jesus would endorse Donald Trump” - but felt compelled to withdraw his support after Trump expressed support for the LGBTQ community following the 2016 terrorist attack on the Pulse nightclub in Florida.
Tribulation Trump succeeded the Long-Legged Mack Daddy as president of the United States.
by O-Qua-Tangin-Wann June 14, 2018
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Trump sucks

by Trump sucks April 13, 2017
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pull a trump

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free
To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.
by Professor grandmaster G July 13, 2017
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TrumpHead

A person who is addicted to Donald Trump's rhetoric.
If you proudly follow @realdonaldtrump you just may be a Trumphead.
by clock cleaner February 28, 2017
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