Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.

Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.

by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011

Mexican Pickup Truck

Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!

"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".

by dodzdaga May 8, 2014

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

by Shar1 May 18, 2017

truck slut

a girl who will fuck a guy because they have a nice truck

what a truck slut. she only slept with him because he has a lifted f-150

by ;lahg August 12, 2005

back it up like a Tonka truck

To back it up and get down.

An ancient saying, originating in Mesopotamia, recently reintroduced by rapper Pitbull in the song 'On the Floor' by the Jennifer Lopez.

Moments after entering the club, Matthew backed it up like a Tonka truck.

Joseph ordered a root beer at the bar, then proceeded to back it up like a Tonka truck.

by grandmaster_phag June 28, 2016

ma truck

Any large truck, SUV, 18 wheeler or Bronco that is not used to assist in manual labor or tending land to compensate for incredibly small penis.

May include but is not limited to: unnecessary riding of ass on highways; cutting multiple lanes of traffic off to exit; excessive use of horn for no apparent reason; refusal to go any speed under 20 miles per hour over legal speed limit; complete neglect for children's school zone signs and speeds; and complete neglect for "Lane Ends: Must Change Lanes" signs.

Drivers are normally spoiled teen males or fathers of spoiled teen males. Usual characteristics are: On cell phones to listen to their on voice or texting, wearing excessively tight polo t-shirts to show lack of using any exercise but bench, usually has over priced sunglasses, blue tooth, hat turned backwards with sticker still on it, and either incredibly baggy or emo tight jeans. Normal passengers are fellow ma truckers or dumb blonde girlfriends that are attracted to ma trucks.

Normal appearance of truck: Usually covered in chrome, front/rear/side/undercarriage/roof bumper guards or headache rack, lifted 12" above standard, monster truck size wheels, added mufflers/exhaust that further decrease ridiculously low gas mileage.

by a pissed off driver September 29, 2009

truck

Someone who draws negative attention by not having their shit together. Most commonly used in jail.

The pigs wouldn't have tossed our cell if it weren't for that truck.

by noslack April 2, 2015