Tophobia is a phobia of Tophiachu, this phobia is to be taken very seriously Aldo, common amongst many people. There is no known cure for this phobia and it is life-long.
Daniella: Hey did you see that tophia farted on her live and was caught watching asian 🌽??
Sarah: No.. i have Tophobia.
Sarah: No.. i have Tophobia.
by Bandit6O April 30, 2023
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M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat
M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat
by ThemagJSAR July 5, 2023
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2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008
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I.E. North Korea, Kagic communities, a abusive wife.
I.E. North Korea, Kagic communities, a abusive wife.
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