toledo turnpike

When you piss directly into a girl's asshole

Dude, just gave Becky the toledo turnpike last night.

by greypube October 30, 2017

toledoed

When you consume a ridiculous amount of alcohol and shots.

I hung out with Jason & Ricky and got so toledoed last night

by drunklanguage May 26, 2021

Topek

A type of monkey/ape from Asian species. It is rarely seen. This type of monkey/ape is close to humans and in some folklores in Malaysia, there is a story about "Topek" mimicking humans and going to school out of curiosity.

"You should get home early or Topek will kidnap and replace you..."

by Lupiez December 9, 2021

Fat tope

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure

by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009

Cripple toed

Referring to one who is absolutely inebriated and incoherent

Man did you see Billy last night at the bar?? He was cripple toed!!!

by HAMMER 112 August 13, 2016

The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020

polishing the torpedo

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008