1. To Masturbate; jack off
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008
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