Masturbating during a Zoom meeting
by Telmea Story October 20, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. Jeff was Toobin during the weekly Zoom meeting because strategizing really excited him and he couldn't help himself.
by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. by Tackleberry October 21, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. verb:
The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.
adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.
Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.
Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.
The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.
adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.
Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.
Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.
verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."
by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024
Get the Toobin'mug. CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey T. was caught toobin while on a Zoom call discussing a 2020 election simulation
by burben October 19, 2020
Get the toobinmug. Toobin is a pandemic Reubens but on a Zoom Call and not in a movie theatre;
Instead of having a snickers to relieve hunger, Jeffrey pulled a Toobin.
Instead of having a snickers to relieve hunger, Jeffrey pulled a Toobin.
by KennethBone October 19, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.
"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."
by ADleeCsrsiisoantis October 22, 2020
Get the Toobin'mug.