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toffee

A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.
"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"
by Pablotours September 15, 2009
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foppa toffel

Swedish word for being super-whipped or a super-toffel in Swedish

Also a slipper desiged by the famous hockey player Peter foppa Forsberg
I think that Benjy is going to be a foppa toffel.

Björn is a foppa toffel.

Tom isn't a foppa toffel, all he wants to do is skeetskeetskeet.
by Foppatoffel March 1, 2008
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Toffeesexual

"Dude, I think I'm Toffeesexual" said Lucid "What are you in love with Toffee?!" Said Lucy "Yeah I identify as Toffeesexual" said Lucid
by Tectinic October 3, 2022
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Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin
BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....
by Kinky Mario April 4, 2009
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toffer

A lazy, useless worker exhibiting signs of mental deficiency and will most likely injure the people who are actually working around him even if he tried to help. They will sometimes try to scrutinize the people who are actually working by coming up with some bullshit theorem they heard to make themselves seem smarter when in actuality they are proving their worthlessness.

Also may be the acronym for: Tons of Fun for Erroneous Reasons
Why isn't toffer working working?, Man that toffer did nothing all day and the only time he did, he smashed my ankle.
by Stoneworth September 6, 2011
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toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.
"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008
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frock toffee

“Frocktoffee”



Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.



E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"
by Harrison Lee June 3, 2007
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