tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman

Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

by anon26838756620039757560200476 August 17, 2012

Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase

"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

by Feltcher May 7, 2005

toastered

adj
1. The quality possessed by an object that has been toasted.
2. The state of being after toastering.

Cheech and Chong are always toastered!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Fannie Toaster

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.

Here you go love. Get yourself warmed up with the fannie toaster while I go for a shit.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Wooden toaster

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS

by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 25, 2017

Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008

toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach February 9, 2012