by keyzersoze August 5, 2009
Get the Toaster Oven mug.A group of mid thirties aged men and women who drive Honda Elements. Most members of this group have, or have had, child booster seats in the back.
This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.
Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.
The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.
Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".
Extra caution should be taken.
This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.
Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.
The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.
Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".
Extra caution should be taken.
I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?
by wingmom September 22, 2010
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The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
Get the Toaster Straddle mug.a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.
yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.
by cup of choco February 21, 2013
Get the posted and toasted mug.by Concerned Citizen 6767 March 4, 2011
Get the Yoster Toaster mug.1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).
2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.
2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.
Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?
Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...
Bob: That means you're toastersexual!
Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...
Bob: That means you're toastersexual!
by ifucktoasters.com September 7, 2012
Get the Toastersexual mug.Character from the episode "Waiting for God" from series 1 of the BBC Red Dwarf tv-series. Toaster is actually a more or less intelligent device, used for toasting bread and for conversation. But the topic of conversation is quite toast related.
Toaster: "I toast, therefore I am"
by Aart May 20, 2005
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