by Radman1020 May 11, 2016
Get the Timber titsmug. A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
Get the Straight-Cut Timbermug. The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.
Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.
by Timber lips November 4, 2023
Get the Timber Lipsmug. A amazing girl who is very lovable, loves the out doors, a class clown, guys never stop thinking about her.she's the country type loves hunting. She's always looking for a good time with anyone you wanna find someone like her she will make the perfect girlfriend.
by Tink💕 January 17, 2018
Get the Timbermug. droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf
by 21982 January 28, 2010
Get the droping some timbermug. My fat uncle Larry was going at that tree for hours just to to look stupid holler "timber" while the tree fell to the ground.
by Squidwards harry ass crack November 15, 2020
Get the Timbermug. Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge
Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023
Get the Timber Tartmug.