involuntary threesome

when significant other tries to include himself/herself in the act of cheating
Jill: I'm gonna fuck someone else tonight
Jack: Bet you won't cheat on me right in front of my face
Jill: Looks like you're gonna be involved in an involuntary threesome
by foragoodtimecall December 12, 2016
Get the involuntary threesome mug.

Wholesome Threesome

1. conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being between three people in a sexual encounter
2. (AOK definition) Having organic blueberries eaten off two females sensual parts while saying "This makes Sense!"
My girlfriend and I had a wholesome threesome and everyone walked away satisfied
by Avi Burn July 30, 2020
Get the Wholesome Threesome mug.

good threesome

It's when the ratio of male to women is 1 to 2. One guy and two woman. No crossing streams.
My new girlfriend had a friend over and they gave me a good threesome.
by BmoreKool March 25, 2022
Get the good threesome mug.

Pineapple Threesome

A threesome, where the male has pineapple rings around their penises fucking vaginally or anally, in order for pineapple juices to go everywhere and squirt inside everyone's crevasses
Jenny said she is so in for the pineapple threesome tonight!
by Anal-Tit Lord June 28, 2017
Get the Pineapple Threesome mug.

Christian Threesome

A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.
Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.
by LittyAgain October 02, 2020
Get the Christian Threesome mug.

Threesome Day

October 13th is the day where three people get together and enjoy sexual intercourse and outercourse.
You mustn’t stop until all 3 people in the group have reached an orgasm.
tony: What are your plans for tomorrow?

annie: Well me and ellie were planning on taking part in threesome day but we haven’t found a sexy boy to join us. Would you wanna join us?

tony: fuck yeah!
by dj sev October 11, 2020
Get the Threesome Day mug.

The Drill Threesome

You got two males and a gender of your choice. One male(the drill) is going into the other male(the nail) while that male is going into the third member(the wall).
I’ve just been drilling a nail into a wall, *whispers into ear* it was The Drill Threesome
by DarkEn1gma December 17, 2019
Get the The Drill Threesome mug.