break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.

(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"

by TGIFer January 16, 2026

break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.

(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"

by TGIFer January 16, 2026

#Don't-Break-The-Chain

A Holy channel with a fuck-ton of lore.

Guy 1: Hey do you like #Don't-Break-The-Chain?

Guy 2: yes

by MrSquidwardButBetter69 May 16, 2022

want a break from the ads?

The most shittiest ad ever. 99.9% of the people end of skiping it.

Some guy from the ad: WANT A BREAK FROM THE ADS? USE-

Person: fuck no *skips*

by Unable to load July 17, 2022

break out the cooler

Similar to getting your wordMack/word on, except your more shy about doing it.

Hey man! You better break out da coola!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 25, 2003

break in the v balls

something that just kills,
or something that hurts your feelings really hard.
FOR GIRLS ONLY.

JENNY- "Awwh man Hannah! Daniel has a new slutty girlfriend!"

Hannah- "AWWWWW!! WHAT A BREAK IN THE V BALLS!"

by omgsean January 24, 2009

Break out the Oreos

To celebrate, especially prematurely. See: 1994, Plano East vs John Tyler high school football highlights. Applies to any and all situations in which exuberant celebration is called for

1: The announcers broke out the Oreos a little too soon when they proclaimed their team the winner

2: DeSean Jackson was so busy breaking out the Oreos, he forgot to not throw the ball away before crossing the goal line.

3: “I just got elected president, break out the Oreos, baby!”

3 hours later...

“They’re recounting votes in Florida? Damn...broke out the Oreos too soon...”

by Alex-2598 May 22, 2021