the whole package 

A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.

"Wow. This new marketing director is the whole package. Everything about her is awesome."

the whole package by makerofwords March 16, 2013

Tell em' to bring out the whole ocean. 

DJ Khaled's wants the entire ocean to be brought out to be eaten.

DJ Khaled: " tell em' to bring out the whole ocean. "

DJ Khaled's cook: " We can't literally bring out the entire ocean for you. "
DJ Khaled: " God did. "

Tell em' to bring out the whole ocean. by Kepap May 19, 2023

when the when 

me the when the when is the is the when the when

person 1:"do u is am yes"
person2:"me when the when"

when the when by me nub May 1, 2021

The Womb Raider 

To fill your significant other's uterus with antique coins, then performing anal to see how many coins you can knock out of them before you climax.

Bonus points if she cosplays Lara Croft while you're inside her.

"Where is your wife?"

"She's at the OBGYN. I was the Womb Raider last night and we couldn't find all the coins when we were done."

The Womb Raider by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

don't take this the wrong way, but 

What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.

Don't take this the wrong way, but every time you enter the room it smells like someone smeared shit all over my face.

don't take this the wrong way, but by danpinole January 16, 2008

the winchester

A pub of British folklore that offers protections against a wide range of ills ie girlfriend dumping you, zombies

"Zombies are attacking, WHAT DO WE DO?!"

"lets go to the winchester"

the winchester by Aliss November 7, 2007

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash 

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god

Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash by Reaganlol May 31, 2020