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e.t. the extra-terrestrial 

One of the worst games in video game history.

Made in the Atari 2600, this game was based of the movie E.T., but it was never as good. It's highly noted as one of the factors for the video game crash of 1983. One of the (highly) possible reasons of it's extremely bad gameplay was because it skilled audience testing, and another reason is Warshaw (the designer) only had 5 1/2 weeks to make it.

It's also banned to be talked about in any school ever. Reports of people saying it have caused people to look at the game, and then gain PTSD on the horrible experience.
History Teacher: Okay class, can anybody tell me something in the past that severely effected humans?
Gamer Student: E.T. the extra-terrestrial?
History Teacher: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT GAME!
Gamer Student: Bu-
History Teacher: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE GAME
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The F.T.H.A.T Test 

An acronym used to rate how hot a girl is.It stands for Face,Tits,Hair,Ass,and Thighs.If she passes all 5 then that means she hot.
Guy 1:Hey You think that girls hot enough to pass the F.T.H.A.T test?

Guy 2:Lets see,face...tits...hair...ass...thighs,yup see passed.
The F.T.H.A.T Test by SCORCH I3 September 6, 2010

Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you 

Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.
I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.
A sexual connotation that indicates a propensity to orally satisfy someone's anal orifice (i.e. tongue the bung).
Dog, that girl is so fine I would t the b if she asked me to!
T the B by T Boogs February 6, 2007

The 3 T's 

Tits, Tushy, and Thighs: the ideal woman's body possesses each of these in a good shape and size.
Guy 1: "Yo I just scored with the hottest chick in the club last night, bro. You should see her. I bet you'll be jealous."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."
The 3 T's by Fresh Timbs July 22, 2019

The E.T. 

When two closely associated males (best friends) occupy a single, double bed, hotel room with two female counterparts. During which time they engage in sex utilizing the position, commonly known as, "The Cowgirl". Just before climax the two said males turn toward one another and extend their Index fingers. While maintaining eye contact the two males touch the tips of their fingers and maintain contact throughout orgasm.
"The girls were really pissed because we did The E.T. last night. They said it was gay, but it's totally not!"
The E.T. by MosleyForce May 8, 2010

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check
Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!