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mystery-method

A kick-ass comprehensive system for picking up girls, which you can learn at a website of the same name.

Mystery doesn't make confident men; he makes competent men.
'That damn mystery-method guy ran away with my girlfriend AND my sister !'
by Jeopardy June 21, 2006
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Method Gamer

Similar to Method Actor; however, a method gamer is a huge gamer who sinks into the storyline and characters of video games.
"Princess Leia is a bitch."
"Whoa, you're totally a method gamer!"
by Alf Nicholson July 10, 2009
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The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground
Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow
by JediXT April 13, 2005
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The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night
by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020
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stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa
Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy
by Dom December 20, 2004
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Method Acting

A way for bad actors to get an Oscar by trying too hard
Leonardo DiCaprio could only get an Oscar by giving himself hypothermia because the Academy thinks making a fool out of yourself method acting is better than real acting.
by Colonel Kakarrot November 26, 2022
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