Teige

Hoe

Teige is such a hoe

by Eimear Leary July 17, 2019

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 18, 2011

tegger

From the word townie people thatthink there solid and move therearms attop when they walk allways were Fred Perry Jackets that are like £100 but they getfor free cause there cheap

O look theres a tegger he thinks he is so solid

by ihatechavs January 19, 2005

tidge

Something small and annoying.

-Hey Tidge!
- Why do you call me Tidge?
-Hehe, no reason...

by Bunny October 14, 2004

Tedde

so big cock so many money so many friends and girl and everthing and yes black magic is real but not starwars

he should be discord support in djurgang he best at it

"you have a Tedde cock"

"no nobody can have a big dick like him"

by Elonj musk July 31, 2021

Todge

The smartest man I’ve ever met. Todge is a very woke and observant young man. He is very strong physically and mentally, and his skin is as gold as the sun with a pair of golden eyes to match. He makes many things possible and loves Sydni very much.

“I wish I was more like todge, he’s excellent!”

by Smooveasf December 15, 2021

Billy Tedeschi

One person you will not want to encounter is a Billy Tedeschi. Usually a selfish prick looking out for himself and just himself. Acts like a big dog but everyone knows his girlfriend "Val" just bitches him around all day. Complains... ALOT. Chel skills well under sub par, eats like a 5 year old with mental disabilities, and god forbid the cheap fuck gives you a dollar when in need because "ya know... the lawyers". Hasn't missed an Easter mass with his family since 09 because the last time it happened his mother shunned him for a year. Always does this little stupid fucking thing with his hands where he kinda moves them in a circular motion like he's confused about something that has been clarified ten times already. Everyday people pray that they meet someone nice to spend the rest of their lives with, but really you should pray that you never have a daughter who ends up with someone like Billy Tedeschi.

Friend: Hey Bill my dad got rushed to the hospital just now, I'm freaking out and don't know what to do, could you give me a lift to the hospital?

Billy Tedeschi : ugh I am the unluckiest human on the entire planet

by Cade McD April 16, 2019