techno boner

An unexpected erection which occurs when you encounter a new/cool/sexy piece of technology.

When Rob opened his new brushed-metal scanner, he suddenly sprouted a techno boner.

by Psypher October 19, 2004

techno

A music genre that is hated by many because it usually has no lyrics, but if you use it as the background music for today's latest rap, pop, or country song, people will be dancing and whistling to the tune for months on end, and not realize that they are enjoying the EXACT SAME type of music they insist on claiming they hate.

Most people who hate techno are fucking hypocrites, since much of the music in the Top 40 chart uses techno music in the background.

by hmmm June 28, 2004

techno face

The snarling motion of your lip when you hear some hard/emotional/unbelievable techno music.
The suprised look of awe when you hear something amazing for the fist time in a techno track.
The look you have when a DJ is hitting that button in your gut.

Oh my god look at his/her techno face.
Let me see your techno face.
This is my techno face.
Usually captured by random photos.

by mattie mossmoss June 30, 2006

Technoblade never dies

When something or someone is gone, but the legacy they left is still there.

My favorite youtuber stopped uploading, but I guess Technoblade never dies.

by Hyacinth123 October 28, 2022

Techno Land Pirate

A person who frequents illegal raves/squat parties where techno is the predominant music being played. These traveller/hippie types tend to smell due to infrequent washing/poor hygene. Some techno land pirates may also be referred to as squat nazi's.

If you've ever been to an illegal rave then you'd see exactly what is meant by this entry; techno land pirates are not difficult to spot....

by the mond January 15, 2009

techno-zombie

A person or persons who walk through public areas (shopping malls, sidewalks, etc) text messaging on their cellphones, not paying attention to their surroundings.

Person 1: "See that guy, he nearly ran into that crowd of people cause he wasn't watching where he was going."

Person 2: "He was text messaging on his cell. He's a techno-zombie.

by Octavio Stevens March 23, 2011

Technoblade

A fucking legend. Someone who was a comfort for a lot of people, for years. His content is very enjoyable. His upload schedule used to be a subject of memes across his fanbase. Sadly he was diagnosed with cancer around 2021, and almost became an amputee.
He held on for months, but sadly passed away in 2022, not before he got the 10 million subs he always wanted.
So long nerds...

"Did you hear about 'Technoblade'?"
"Yeah man... don't make me cry

by vinc3 July 2, 2022