Target Twister

A game played at Target or other retailers who have colorful floor placemarkers indicating where people should stand to maintain social distancing.

Sir, you're standing too close. Play by the Target Twister rules like everyone else and please move two steps over to that dot. Those who are caught off of a dot might lose their place in line.

by Rotten Bob April 8, 2020

Target bagger

When a dirty diaper is so awful you have dispose of it in a high quality Target bag rather than a low quality grocery bag.

Per-ew! Jason’s diaper was definitely a Target bagger.

by River Mile December 20, 2020

target husband

man who follows women into target whenever she pleases and encourages her to buy shit. he definitely hitting it raw and they are most likely getting married

*sees man go into target willingly with another women* “target husband”

by ilovemoneyxocoxoxo January 7, 2021

Target karen

the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.

I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance

by ThatGuy3742 March 4, 2021

Target Shooting

The best form of stress relief there is! I mean what better way is there for someone to release all their anger than to pump giant amounts of lead into a great mutitude of targets!!!

Kid 1: Dude I'm just under so much stress, I don't know what to do.

Kid 2: Have you tried target shooting?

by ~Acorn~ January 29, 2009

Target Sweden

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation

Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!

by Jonathan September 12, 2003

Target Baby

Any number of small child which has wondered so far from his or her caretaker so that the child chances becoming the responsibility of whom ever else is shopping nearby. Since the name of the child is unknown and most likely the child isn't old enough to know their own name they become named after the store they were found in.

This may occur for several reasons:

1. The child is a space cadet (see def. of "space cadet")
2. The caretaker or parent is neglectful
3. The parent is a single parent
4. The child is a real crap head and hard to control
5. The child is child #10 of 15

Term and definition may also apply to other common department stores such as: "Walmart baby" "Walgreens baby" or "99 cents store baby."

Example 1
Customer: "Awww! He's soo cute! Who's his mother?"
Store Clerk: "I don't know... Just another Target baby."
Customer: "People just let their kids wander off like that?!"
Store Clerk: "Yeup. I get them all the time. I've had a whole multicultural family since I've been working here. Black baby, white baby, Mexican baby, Asian baby.. it don't matter."

Example 2
Guurrl: "Hey! Who dat?!"
Guy: "Idk somebody's baby y?"
Guurrl: "Well she iz Cute!

Guy: "Wonder where her muma is?"
Guurrl: "Hey y'all who baby is dis?! ... No one?! Aright!! Come hurr lil Target baby! You goin' home wit mee!
Child: "Muma!!!"
Guurrl: "Daz right! Muma! Muma luvs u!"

by The Stone Black Fox February 15, 2012