Laffy Taffy

Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy

Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!

by Peats April 17, 2018

graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII

Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out”

by Black lives matter July 7, 2019

Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head

My son loves slapping taffy

by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019

taffy candy

very good candy

do you like taffy candy?

by woserz February 5, 2018

West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”

Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.

by Gbach13 February 28, 2020

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020

Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!

Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!

by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023