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taffy

"The guy gets taffy whenever you mention the President"
by on spar February 12, 2023
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Taffy

Taffys are weird and sometimes make racist jokes about your grandpa…you just steer clear
Ella: ew omg is that Taffy?

Taffy: ew omg Is that me?
by mrbeanwoman January 20, 2022
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Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!
Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!
by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023
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eating taffy

Code-word for grabbing boobs.
Tom: Man, where were you?!

Brad: Sorry, I was eating taffy with Hanna!

Tom: Nice!

*highfive*
by The All-Powerful Definer November 3, 2013
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Laffy Taffy

Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy
Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!
by Peats April 17, 2018
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Saffy Taffy

When a blowjob is performed on somebody named Safwan.
"Hey Safwan, why were you behind the bleachers?"
"Its the perfect location for my girl to give me Saffy Taffy"
by MrCrocker May 4, 2022
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