Table tennis

Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.

Who wants to play table tennis with me?

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.

Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!

by Ryan Thavi March 9, 2005

table shower

Getting a sexual massage for men ;)

“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”

by KushXDlol May 8, 2018

table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress

Send over a table jockey to take my order.

by mongoloid August 12, 2004

table hit

scraping up small pieces of reefer from a surface used to roll a blunt/joint and packing a bowl with it

Stoner 1-"how the fuck did you just hit the bowl? i thought you just rolled the last nugget up!"

Stoner 2- "Table hit, man."

Stoner 1- "ahh. nice."

by Lunchmeat November 28, 2006

table talk

Illegal communication with the intent of gaining an advantage between partners during a card game.

In euchre tournaments, table talk is strictly forbidden.

by 93 June 14, 2004

table girl

a usually tall, generically pretty, immaculately groomed girl who is invited to a table at a club because she will raise the status of the men who have booked the table. table girls are expected to take limited part in the socializing of the men but are generally expected to laugh along at jokes and talk with the other table girls and girlfriends.

they invited cassie to go out with them to the club not because of her personality but to be a table girl.

by Angelacia March 10, 2011