Troutcock

When a man does not wash enough a penis will, at times, smell like a trout.

I really like you.

I don't mean to be so stand-off ish.

But I think I may have some troutcock on the go ....
Give me a minute please ?
There's snacks in the fridge.

Be right back. Make yourself at home.

by Larseholepursuss February 7, 2021

Casey truth

A nonsensical story that can include fictional characters and hallucinations. From the Casey Anthony trial.

You've been sworn to tell the truth, not the Casey truth.

by vanreign November 14, 2011

Speckled Trout

During or after anal sex the penis has specks of fecal material on it when removed from the anus.

"I was giving that ass a pounding and when I pulled out it looked like a speckled trout!"

by Danimale August 30, 2016

piss trout

A no tooth junky whore who may or may not be selling her body for methamphetamines and makes her living by participating in one golden shower after the other

“Jackie Lynn is such a piss trout you would not believe what she did to Clarence behind the save-a-lot last weekend”

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D May 6, 2018

spit the truth

To tell the truth or a harsh reality.

Queen Marie likes to spit the truth in her Facebook posts.

by QueenMarieQ June 17, 2020

Finn Truth

A far-fetched and ridiculous lie/exaggeration usually told in the form of a story. The liar (or "Finn") will often talk about incredible feats accomplished by himself or wonderful events taking place. The Finn will then proceed to backtrack and make the lie sound more convincing by adding small believable details.

A Finns primary aim is to appear more interesting and promote himself.

The Finn Truth is followed by a dancing session and chanting "Chase the Sun - Planet Funk" loudly in an attempt to make others aware of the lie and humiliate the Finn

"The other day I sprinted for 7 miles to catch the train and got it"

"My dad was given a free private jet from his company but sold it and bet the money on the horses and won 3 Billion"

"On Friday I was in Dundrum Shopping Centre and I saw Chris Brown in a scrap with Colin Farrell and Bertie Ahern and I was like oh shit but then Brian O'Driscoll ran in and broke it up"

"Finn Truth!"

by aidref April 23, 2009

trout pout

1. {Chiefly British} The result of over inflating lips with collagen. Lips may also resemble sausages or a baloon sculpture.

2. A more temporary variant of this condition may result from orthodontic or dental procedures.

1. Her trout pout looks as if she ran into a wasp’s nest lips first.

2. {Shouted in the hallway} Hey trout pout! Ya goin' for the Meg Ryan look?

by mandingoe October 20, 2005