tooterpocalypse

An exorbitant amount of gas released from the anus that makes your current location uninhabitable.

We gotta get out of here, it's a tooterpocalypse!

by Strawberry-bitchcake September 24, 2015

Tottenham

Also known as shit.

What do think of Tottenham?

SHIT

by hampenator December 13, 2016

Tootnique

A body position or methodology that promotes successful flatulence; good ass-busting form.

Damn he’s busting ass. He must have some good tootnique.

by Vermillion llama March 7, 2019

Tooterishy

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart

I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy

by Bigvountry March 20, 2019

Tootinkhamun

Someone who farts a lot.

Whoa, dude, that stinks.

Had a dodgy curry last night, I'm Tootinkhamun today!

by Shuaman December 15, 2019

Tooken

“Tooken”

When a Northerner takes something amongst both the past and the present tense, I.e., “taken” as described for the past, and “took” as described by the present.

“Who’s tooken my beer then Kieth?”

by Calkitch September 13, 2022

TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023