Tits

Mounds,usually two,Some point to God,some drag the ground.

Man,I could use a tit right now, a big one,right in the middle, one that shoots BEER.

Tits by spike June 28, 2003

tits

chuckie steinruck--he has rather large tits.

breasts.

boobies.

melons.

jugs.

hooters.

we were totally hanging out with tits today, and he smacked me in the face with his tits.

tits by Cassie FACE! April 8, 2004

tits

The best part of the female body.

Also becoming notorious for excruciating pain when struck due to the large number of nerve endings in the tits.

Man, her tits are awesome!

Ouch! That guy totally hit my tits with that soccer ball!

tits by Aion June 24, 2006

tits

word meaning cool, sweet, sick, awesome, or just plain fucking amazing !

Aidan: this party is the tits !
Dallas: I know right !

tits by TITS 'R' US September 6, 2009

tits

great, good , anything of good value

that's tits, " that's great"

tits by jamie niemela October 7, 2003

Tits

or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"

"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"

Tits by Poster Nutbag June 4, 2003