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Thor

The god of lesbian

Thor protects lesbians with his live and will do awkward thumps up and shows puppy eyes+smile to every lesbian he sees :)
(Thor in the mcu, especially Thor ragnarok)
*Valkery waks past Thor*
*Thor does awkward thumps up and puppy eyes+smile to them*
*Valkery smiles back and does pistols with her hands*
by Mafiaboss69 November 23, 2021
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thor solos

thor solos your favourite verse
someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?

some mf named doctor idk: thor solos
by Doctor idc July 15, 2021
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Thor Lo

Thor, if Thor was JLo
Thor lo has a meaty arbys #3 but gah damn it had extra sauce on the side.
by joe_mamma_#3 May 23, 2022
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Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."
by dave132 June 2, 2021
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I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me
mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 17, 2024
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Thor

A guy who has a very large penis. When he wraps his hand around your neck, pleasure fills you. Cum drips from your throbbing pussy as he fingers you. He can get rough, and it makes you so horny.
'Fuck me so hard Thor'
'Get that big cock inside me Thor'
by ANONYMOUẞ January 20, 2020
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daughter of thor

Scars of lightning and thunder, therefore the daughter of Thor.( girl with stretch marks)
I am Thor’s daughter! Why? Bc of my stretch marks daughter of Thor
by Thor’sbbygirl April 23, 2018
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