wanke-danke-thon

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009

man thong

a speedo

every swimmer has worn a man thong at some point.

by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 27, 2010

thongs

AKA flip flops
sandals

Shoes held on by a V shaped strap fixed at the pointed end.

the girls were wearing thongs on the beach, but had to take them off when they kept getting sand in them.

by DXR57MK4W816 July 23, 2007

thong job

when a girl removes her thong, grips it in her hand, and uses it to get a guys rocks off

My legs were shaking after she gave me a great thong job.

by chris June 14, 2004

slong thong

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.

while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"

by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008

thongs

n, rubber sandles, also known as ' Japanese Riding Boots ' Samoa safety boots' ( New Zealand Jandals)

Me thongs mate....wheres me thongs???

by herbie August 31, 2004

Thong

What comes out when someone with a lisp tries to say the word "song"

give me back the CD, i want to put a thong on

by nick May 1, 2003