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Chronic Sandwich

The Best Damn breakfast sandwich ever introduced. Its origins can be found from within Ram's Head Diner at UNC-Chapel Hill circa 2009. It consists of a toasted everything bagel with a layer of cream cheese on the bottom half of the bagel, and scrambled eggs with green peppers, bacon, tomato, sauteed onion, and cheese.
What kind of bagel is this man?

Its that chronic shit... and you know this, man! Eat that chronic sandwich and you will never lust after anything else
by Chronic Sandwich Master April 12, 2009
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Chronic Blower

One who can smoke marijuana with extreme proficiency and precision.
Kyle Buck is a certified chronic blower.
by 98626 August 12, 2009
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Chronic the Hedgehog

The title for Sonic's original film design.

Because it's definitely not Sonic.
"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."
by McHodges713 January 30, 2020
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Chronic Colonic

It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.
Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.
by rexcars27 April 22, 2009
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Chronic Texting

When a person is so enthralled in their texting/ phone capabilities, they act as if they have smoked a pinch of chronic. Symptoms include, not responding to simple questions, not being able to walk, sleepy eyes, no care for the outside world, basically unable to perform any basic function that does not involve their phone. Sometimes they even start laughing for no apparent reason as if they are chronic high.
Hey Joe, want to go to the mall?" *no response or movement "Joe! come on man lets go!" *stares and laughs at phone "You just aren't the same when you are chronic texting"
by lukepatty317 November 26, 2010
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Chronic Masturbation

Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.
by Pigfucker9001 June 7, 2018
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chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!
steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..
by heyboo January 15, 2009
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