Stood up by Boris

When delays on public transport in London cause you to be late for work.

Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!

Andy: "It's 9:40! You were supposed to be here at 9:00"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"

by Andysine December 2, 2009

stoo

n. short for stupid

"Dude, where's the milk?"
"It's in the fridge, you stoo."

by analthrasher98 October 16, 2013

stooge

1. Someone who has the mental capacity or IQ of their shoe size.
2. An abnormally large, dopey bastard with the brain of a fly.
3.Also see Alex Glumac

"That guy's a stooge!"
"What a stooge!"

by PotatoChip March 24, 2003

stooger

A full blown erection

Don't make me pull my stooger out!

by Sarar December 9, 2008

stoofoo

This can be said to say stfu.

Nick: You suck
Alex:Stoofoo

by nickstertheslickster August 11, 2009

stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!

Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

Stoog

The combination of the two words: Stupid and Fag.

Also a hidden mountain of the Rolling Hills in Northern Arizona.

That stoog took my lunch box.

Have you ever visited Stoog Mountian?

by Mexirocker aka Diego PG September 14, 2008