smag

straight male acting gay

hetrosexual male who enjoy gay culture and the company of gay men.

by Dave Thompson February 14, 2004

smagma

The liquid-like matter coming from one's penis when an infection occurs from being uncircumcised

The smagma showed he was unclean and infected, therefore I would not give him head.

by vern March 4, 2004

Shmagectum

A word that encompasses many meanings, but can most simply be stated as "the answer to all of life's problem's". This word can be used as a greeting, salute, adjective, noun, farewell, or just about any other part of speech.

"Shmagectum my friend"
"Oh, Shmagectum to you as well, brother"

"Got any problems in life? Just Shmagect 'em!"

by D.M.W. February 7, 2008

shmag

The cheesy substance that grows under the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis. It is sometimes referred to as a moldy fungus because it is. It truly is.

I was giving my Protestant boyfriend head and I choked on his shmag.

by Yosel April 24, 2007

smaggle

The action of coveting a penis

"Tj smaggles alot of cocks"

by bulletproofben April 6, 2007

smagma

1.Noun. The penile secretions of a feverish or high-temperature person.
2. The sticky adhesive that conjoins two or more pages of a porno-mag after a person has been in the restroom for too long.

1. He just wanted to put the tip in, but I could already feel the smagma on my va jay jay.
2. I really wanted to read that article in Playboy, but I couldn't get to it with all the smagma keeping the pages together.

by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009

Smaggles

1. A cute creature, found primarily in small towns like Petaluma; 2. a sexy beast with shaved legs; 3. the epitome of metroness.

"OMG, it's smaggles. Run for your f***ing lives!!!!(Rofl)"

by Smags May 25, 2009