stresshold

a stress threshold; the most stress that can be tolerated in a given situation

"Girl, I've gotta quit my job! My boss is always nagging me, and I've reached my stresshold!"

by pazlittlesong February 4, 2016

stresscation

a vacation you are forced to go on that usually ends up being more stressful than your everyday life

That time I stayed at Aunt Marge's house for Thanksgiving was a total stresscation.

by WurdSkollar October 20, 2010

Stressography

The act of watching pornography without the sexual, pleasureful feeling, but instead, to relieve one's self of stress. This can sometimes kick in due to previous or current addictions to porn, but for first-timers, it could result in a new life of brutal addiction to pornography.

x+y=z: "Man.. I had a really good time yesterday on my computer after a long time!"

a+b=c: "Watching porn again, eh?"

x+y=z: "Nah, bro, just some stressography due to the huge amounts stress I've been facing studying for the exams!"

E=mc^2: "Trust me, dudes.. stressography might seem the optoin that suits best during stressful situations, but that's an excellent silent killer.

by LeLastLaugh October 17, 2011

stresspigeon

to describe a person who is so stressed they are running around looking like a pigeon, with no direction.

For example if you have a lot of tasks to do and you don't know what to do first, or you have lost something and are frantically looking for it.

Oh my god I am such a stresspigeon today - I have a million things to do.

Stop being such a stresspigeon and calm down!

by JoKrLondon November 15, 2011

Stress Napkin

A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.

This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.

by knightsofsesquipedalia March 17, 2015

stress nest

Referring to one's place of overbearing worry and exhaustion. Often used during trying times. i.e. workspace, libraries, jail, households and classrooms

I can't go back to Cassie's party, that place is a total stress nest right now.

by MediumMike February 16, 2017

Stress

Math. School. Life. Everything has stress and there is no escaping it, no matter what you do.

Sorry, sucker. Stress is not something you can escape.

by Cinashio June 8, 2018